Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Failed McCain slogans

Before choosing "some candidates use their career for Change" The McCain campaign had several failed slogans that they tried.

  • He's the only candidate that's been in Washington for 26 years and hasn't been able to prevent us from becoming more and more dependent on foreign oil
  • He was in a war
  • The choice is between someone who hasn't done anything and is just starting out, and someone who's had nearly 30 years of chances to do something and hasn't
  • he is a war hero
  • he got his ass kicked every day
  • nothing like getting your ass kicked to make you ready to lead a country that's been getting it's ass kicked in the world
  • getting my ass kicked everyday prepared me for taking care of the ass kicking America has been gettin'
  • I've spent this long in Washington, I may as well die there
  • I'd rather lose an election than lose a war, of course if I lose the election the war is out of my hands, Guess it's a lose-lose situation.
  • I like to pick out hot women. Have you seen my wife, and now my running mate?
  • Older than both Bill Clinton and George W. Bush
  • Old enough to be Sarah Palin's father

Please take this completely tongue in cheek.