- He's the only candidate that's been in Washington for 26 years and hasn't been able to prevent us from becoming more and more dependent on foreign oil
- He was in a war
- The choice is between someone who hasn't done anything and is just starting out, and someone who's had nearly 30 years of chances to do something and hasn't
- he is a war hero
- he got his ass kicked every day
- nothing like getting your ass kicked to make you ready to lead a country that's been getting it's ass kicked in the world
- getting my ass kicked everyday prepared me for taking care of the ass kicking America has been gettin'
- I've spent this long in Washington, I may as well die there
- I'd rather lose an election than lose a war, of course if I lose the election the war is out of my hands, Guess it's a lose-lose situation.
- I like to pick out hot women. Have you seen my wife, and now my running mate?
- Older than both Bill Clinton and George W. Bush
- Old enough to be Sarah Palin's father
Please take this completely tongue in cheek.
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