Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Leno finds the worst of us.

How many Senators are there? Millions. No wonder nothing gets accomplished.

A man named Henry discovered the Hudson River and named it after himself who was it? Um, I don't know... oh Hudson. What was his first name? Thomas. Two questions later, he asked the same girl. What is the first name of the man who discovered the Hudson river. "All these rivers, I don't know. I guess I have to study who discovered rivers".

In what war was the Battle of Gettysburg fought? The Gettysburg address. (what?!? seriously?) Who gave the Gettysburg address? We did. Who's we, America? Yeah.

What is Moby Dick? A book. (Isn't she proud of herself). What's it about? Moby (just as proud). The other woman (who missed the river question) A Whale. Have you read it? No I saw a cover once.

What's terrible is that these are people who are in college.