I was watching Scrubs on TV tonight and the phone commercial came on. A family of 4 is sitting around a table, and the father asks, "So have you picked your fab 5 yet". The daugher age about 16 says, "I chose Crystal, Jen", then her brother, who's not much younger, says, I chose "I chose Crystal Jen"
The girl looks at her mom and asks "Are you going to do anything?". the father quickly responds with "Maybe you should have uglier friends." while the mom is nodding in agreement.
I laughed so hard. That's friggin awesome.