Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Men are sloppy

I don't get this. The urinal is a very unsofisticated device. It juts out from the wall, a man hangs his thing over it and pees. This is not a big deal, there is no touching involved. Even a small man can stay 8 inches or more away from the porcelain and still go easily. A toilet has the complexity of having to aim down inot a bowl full of water which can splash, but a urinal, you just pee straight ahead, splashing is not an issue.

So why is it that men constantly pee on the floor in front of the urinal. I don't understand why I have to straddle their ignorant urine missed shots in order for me to pee nicely without making a mess. Are some men just so damn stupid when they have to pee that they don't realize what they are doing? Are they too busy trying to do something else, maybe talk on a cell phone. What?!?!?!

It's easy. Peeing takes all of about 30 seconds at most to aim, hold, and fire. Dedicate the 30 seconds needed in your life to be a straight shooter.