Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Cubs 3B coach arrested for DUI

The Cubs third base coach was arrested for DUI while driving his motorcycle. Who can drive a motorocycle drunk? I can hardly walk.

How many times has he been coaching 3rd drunk for the Cubs this year? It wouldn't show, it's so rare that they even have players on base that he needs to do anything. Although, when they are on, they do seem to be getting the wrong signals with all the base-running mistakes they've had. Maybe he is sauced on the field. It makes me think of Harry Carry, he had to be drunk to announce the Cubs games too.

I think they got this all wrong though. if the Cubs want to win they need to offer the opponents alcohol, then maybe they will stand a chance.