Friday, February 10, 2006

Top 10 reasons nerds are sexy

#10 What you see is what you get. Nerds don't do phony.
#9 They come through for you. Nerds know all about awkward situations. They'll come to your rescue anytime you need them.
#8 They peak later. Muscles don't last; minds do.
#7 They think about sex. To paraphrase a line from Revenge of the Nerds, "Jocks think about sports. Nerds think about sex." I know who I'd rather spend the night with.
#6 They believe if something's worth doing, it's worth doing well. Think about what that means when what they're doing is you.
#5 They'll never take you for granted. Women don't line up to go out with them, so they'll knock themselves out to please you.
#4 They study--everything. While an ordinary guy might spend hours with Playboy, a nerd will more likely pick up a copy of the Kama Sutra.
#3 They have long attention spans. When something fascinates them, they can spend hours exploring the subject. Consider the implications when the subject is: you.
#2 They have small egos. You'll never hear a nerd say, "Hey, baby, how 'bout it?"
#1 They're big where it really matters. What's the sexiest part of the body? The brain. This guy has the imaginative firepower to fulfill all your fantasies, plus all the ones he's dreamed up, you lucky nerd lover, you!